The David Copperfield Sex Position Is A Thing & There’s 9 Different Ways To Do It

So have you gotten bored lying on your stomach, being doggy-styled, or  playing dead fish?

Well no worries because there are millions of sex positions out there with multiple ways for each to be done.

1. The Butter Churner 

  • This position offers maximum pleasure for women but can lead to a leg or neck cramp… So ladies let em churn that butter.

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2. The Spider 

  • If both you and your partner want to be in control then the spider is for you; this position allows for both of you to rhythmically make love. Who needs music now?

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3. The Snow Angel

  • Ladies if you’re looking to take charge look no further than the snow angel. Don’t be deceived by its name this angel is no angel.

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4. The Standing Wheelbarrow (WARNING: For experienced sexual beings ONLY) 

  • This may be the quickest position you’ll last in, but it’s because it takes talent. The woman needs to be strong enough to hold herself up on her arms while the man grabs her legs and wraps them around his waist.

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5. The David Copperfield

  • The David Copperfield is one of the mysteries of the sex world. With over nine definitions of how to do it on Urban Dictionary, which one’s right!?

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On Urban the Copperfield entails that the man is in charge and usually results in the women getting double banged, spit on, or deceived.

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However this version is for a women’s maximum pleasure. Placing a pillow under the women’s pelvis while going down will give her the ultimate oral stimulation.

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Well who is David Copperfield?

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So if you need some spice added to your sex life, then look no further than “I pulled a David Copperfield on that bitch,” because you can choose what David you want to be.

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